An Unpleasant, But True Story.

Daniel had projectile vomitting today while sitting on his dad's lap on the couch.  It covered his father, who was shirtless, and the couch. It did not get me because I ducked.  

This was his grossest vomit ever.  It looked a lot like this cartoon, and also a lot like a fountain and fire hydrant.  

I don't think he is sick.  I think he drank too much water, has a sensitive belly due to trying cow milk for the first time this week, and had been doing several tip me over and pour me out singalongs with his dad.